X Factor - Week 5!

Movie week! And youtube is CRAWLING. A snail just passed by in the time it's take the little red bar on Stacey's video to move about a millimetre.

Straight off, massive plus, I love the song!! The bad: leather. Urgh. Although the singing is a little off in places, this is by far her most exciting performance. Oh wait, just got to the bridge. Not good. Sounds like kareoke. But she's so nice. Hmm. Moving on.

Olly. There's only so much you can do with Twist and Shout  Although I didn't expect to see the Thriller dance during the break. Hmm. I'm still out on Olly. It's not that I don't like him, I just don't like him as much as some of the others. Next. P.S. Sit down, Cowell.

Lloyd. Can that smile get any cuter? His singing is still off but whatever, that was good. I liked it. Apart from the horrendously crap dancers/singers in the background. What the hell was that about?? Louis is really irritating me this week.

I'm never going to like Jamie. Every week, the same thing. Blah. I'm almost crying. Yawn. NEXT! I'm annoyed that Joe is last! Sit down, Cowell.And also, shut up Louis. God. They're like two old women. I'm a little glad he didn't do Unchained Melody. I hate that song with passion.

Lucie looks awesome and is singing Miley Cyrus. I adore the way she controls her voice. Sigh. How can Cheryl not know it's a Miley song? Is she living under a rock? :P Dannii's right, everyone loves Lucie!!

Danyl sang one of my favourite songs (yes, I like Prince... shock). I agree with Cheryl. He's not so much of a wounded puppy this week, thank god. I'm just worried about what would happen after the competition. Where does he fit in??

I'm speechless after watching Jedward. Seriously, wtf? I don't find it fun to watch, Cheryl. I find it painful. It hurrrrrrrrts. It's time for Joe, hooray. And Louis is also wrong, this show isn't about fun. Britain's Got Talent is about fun. X Factor used to be a singing competition.

If I wasn't in a net cafe, I would've cried watching that song. I pretty much love everything about Joe.

Right.. well, I didn't think I'd stay up long enough to watch all the videos so I'm knackered now. Early start and there's a loud German guy behind me, another loud guy across from me and they're pretty much doing my head in :)

Oh, my picks for the bottom two? Stacey for one. And I'd really like to see one of Simon's guys in the bottom 2. If I could pick the bottom two, it would be Jamie and Jedward.

Good night xx