X Factor - Week 4

Ah X Factor time. Albeit slightly late. Was stressing about flat stuff on Sunday, on Monday I was too tired having had virtually no sleep and yesterday, it was so hot the trains died. I nearly got on that train because it was sitting at the platform when I got to the station. Glad I didn't! I got sick of waiting for a bus to arrive so went home and watched the Simpsons and ate magnums :P

Anyway, X Factor! Ooh, they've moved the judges around! Have Dannii and Cheryl fallen out? :P

What a great start, Joe! I adore him muchly. Can he do anything wrong? What the hell was with the dancers? And what the HELL is Cheryl wearing?! Shame, cause her hair looks really good.

Stylist has been redeemed. Lucie looks amazing. No more dodgy fringe. The ending went a bit nuts with breathing and whatever, but apart from that, I loved it. Fantastic. Awesssssssssooooooooooooooooome. And I agree with Cheryl, tough song.

Oh god, Lloyd. Why? Of all the songs that are ACTUALLY rock... this is awful. Bad, bad Lloyd. It's just wrong. NEXT! I can't stop laughing at Cheryl's dress.

Danyl was so far out of tune at the start of his song I'm actually surprised he pulled it back. Up until the Big Note and twenty seconds after it, the performance didn't do it for me. Out of tune, words all mumbled, horrendous backing music... I actually agreed with Dannii. Booing audience need to STFU. I wouldn't say he's the most hated contestant. Jedward are still in after all. And he needs to stop looking like a wounded puppy. He sucked, get over it.

Why are they making so many of their contestants sit down while they sing? It restricts the diaphragm for god's sake. Anyway, Stacey's performance was okay. A bit bland but not bad.

Oh yay, it's time for Jamie. I'm sure it took them hours and hours and maybe even days to choose his song since this is HIS genre. Pub singer with pole dancers. Not impressed. Mundaaaaaaaaaaaaaane. NEXT!

Knowing that Rachel goes out this week upsets me. I thought her performance was better than most, one of the best of the night. I don't understand what Britain are thinking. Oh, and she managed to choose one of the only U2 songs I actually like. Well done :D

Jedward were awful, as usual. The eye makeup, the hair, the singing, the dancers... the only thing I liked was the guitarist. Bad times for X Factor.

I really liked Olly's performance, song choice... bar the shirt opening. I just don't think he's as good as some of the others though. Not as blah as other weeks :P

Group song - it's like some sort of weird rocky High School Musical performance. So pointless. Cool breakdancing though.

JLS appear to have gone back to the 90's with that song. Weird backing taken off some casio keyboard thing. Pants. Skip.

And time for the bottom two. I think Lloyd is right to be there but definately not Rachel. Lloyd's performance is all over the place. It's a complete and utter travesty that Rachel goes out after her performance. Now I have to watch what the judges say to see what the hell they were thinking! I'm assuming it goes to deadlock. Ah, Lloyd has a sore throat. Even so... he's never been as strong as Rachel. Pants, X Factor, PANTS. Rachel looks gutted and so she should.

I almost want to stop watching.

Almost. I love Joe and Lucie too much :P